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So hello there. This is Alex Joyce and this is my blog. If you were expecting someone else then I guess that's fair enough. There's a lot of people in the world and it would be pretty selfish for me to assume you thought this was mine.

Well anyways...

I've discovered (through the wisdom of an outside perspective, i.e. mein daddy-o), that I am one judgmental little bastard. I realised after talking with him, that within five minutes of meeting someone, I already have them in a little box, have categorised and labeled them and stuck them in my little (actually cavernous) warehouse of cerrebelumland (The warehouse is cavernous, not my mind). This is highly ludicrous. It annoyed me a bunch when I realised it, because at the same time as I was disgusted with myself, I found I love compartmentalising and discarding people. Which is ludicrously ludicrous. I don't know why I do it, I think it's some sort of elitism, like it gives me a feeling like I have worth because I've discarded someone.

URGH

I'm attempting to hit the brakes on the courtroom in my mind-warehouse, or at least fire the judge. He's a jerk but I keep on hanging out with him. It's pretty hard since it's the first time I've realised I'm like this, possibly (in other words definitely) because obviously it is painfully hard to be introspective with lucidity. Outside perspectives are always healthy but I'm so stubborn I rarely look for them.

-Anyways-

I like ping pong. I'm slowly getting worse at it. Who knows why. Lately I've gotten sillier. I think it's because I've made friends (acquaintences?) with the DTS now and talking to people gets me all hyper. Whoo knowspth. I like ice cream but not too much of it. I wish we could have a dog here. Sometimes I get the insane uge to iron my face even though it would hurt a bunch. I hate reading the dictionary. I haven't read for awhile so last night I read a bunch. It was satisfying. I didn't read the dictionary. German is going well. I wish it was going faster though. I'm just listening to podcasts and the guy has a silly voice. I think it's pretty annoying that I'm the only person in my family that didn't get nice straight hair. I think I should go get that last piece of pizza but I'm at that weird half-full state where you don't really want to eat but you actually sort of do. My last girlfriend and I broke up two years ago, she's had other relationships but I haven't been interested, I keep wondering which one of us got over each other. Maybe we both did. I haven't even thought about her in forever but I can still remember her birthday. My chin grows red and blond hairs but my head is dark brown. I hate chess. I love chicken but not too often. The internet really annoys me but I can't seem to get off of it. If I wash my face too often I get dark circles under my eyes. I really want some boots but I keep worrying which ones look more metal when I really just want something that doesn't get my feet wet. My back hurts. I should stop cracking it. I love hot peppers. I love dr. pepper but if my real doctor was named that he would probably freak me out.

I just had to get that out.

Peace.